Murphy’s Laws

If there are two ways to do something, and one of them leads to a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

If anything can go wrong, it will go wrong.

Unfortunate things happen mostly when you’re not prepared for them.

It is easier to perform well when practising than when doing it for real.

Even if you do manage to lose weight, it will never go from the part of your body you want it to.

Good things come to those who wait … until it’s too late.

The best things in life are the most likely to end.

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