If ghosts go through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?
Why isn’t evaporated milk a gas?
Why was it that in all different cultures the men always used to come first and never the women?
When you feel down, why do people ask what’s up?
In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?
If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, why don’t they fly off to the sun?
What happens if you die in your dream?
Why do people more commonly skip breakfast than any other meal, considering that this is the time when the stomach is emptiest?
How are children supposed to take medicine if it’s meant to be kept out of their reach?
Why do people talk about ‘girlie’ things but never ‘boyie’ things?
If you sneezed on a computer, would it get a virus?
Can you dream of having a dream?
Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering that sound travels better through solids?
If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow”, what would happen?
What did the designer of the drawing board go back to when his/her original design was a failure?
What sort of a vehicle did those huge 300kg tyres that are used in the World’s Strongest Man contests come off?
Why do we hang our clothes on a washing line and not a drying line?
Why do ‘a fat chance’ and ‘a slim chance’ mean the same thing?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?
Why are there seeds in seeded grapes, but no bones in a boned fillet?
When people go mental, why do they get physically violent?
Why do we never hear of people coming from ‘left west’ or ‘right east’?
What is an occasional table the rest of the time?
If you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot?
Why is Friday 13th considered unlucky, considering that the Last Supper was on Thursday?
If you can enjoy yourself, why can’t you enjoy anyone else?
What would a burger of ham be called?
If dawn breaks, does dusk come together?
Why does ‘dyslexia’ have to be so hard to spell?
If you think you’re a hypochondriac, then are you one or not?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Does God believe that there are atheists?
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